Ric immediately suspects Sonny in Elizabeth’s accident. Michael throws a tantrum and when he’s chastised, he claims that he’s just acting like Sonny . Alexis/Dobson is confided in by Emily. Later Alexis/Dobson is distraught to hear Skye (that’s right – the scheming and promiscuous alcoholic) boasting that she will replace Alexis as Kristina’s mother AND asking the judge to revoke Alexis’ visitation rights, insisting that Kristina would be better off with Ned and a good stepmother. Alexis/Dobson later tells Ned about what she/he has overheard.

Big Alice confides in Alexis/Alexis about her crush on Alexis/Dobson. She tries to convince Big Alice otherwise but to no avail as Big Alice later comes on to Alexis/Dobson (is this disturbing or what?) and cooks dinner for him/her. Needless to say, The Bad Penny shows up (as always) just in time to save the day. Even he figures out that Dobson is really Alexis and promises to save the day once more by helping Alexis to keep custody (that she doesn’t have) of Kristina. A grateful Alexis/Dobson kisses him and a confused Zander sees.

Sonny refuses to allow the harbor to be used for drug smuggling but realizes that the pressure from Miami to do so will not go away. But Carly tells Sonny to come home immediately and, of course, he does. Ric watches jealously as Sonny and Co. enjoy a night out. An request for Sonny and Jason to come to the No Name turns out to be A BACHELOR PARTY IN JASON’S HONOR (???) given by Sonny's mob cohorts.

Alexis sees Skye and Ned kissing (this is a little disturbing as well, don't you think?). Luke asks Sonny (what do you know about that?) for his help to take Nikolas down but Sonny urges him to give it up out of respect for his Laura. Zander asks Alexis/Alexis about He-Who-Will-Not-Be-Named and she leaves him even more concerned than before. But, get this – Zander then questions Alexis/Dobson about his/her feelings for…you know who .

Nikolas tells Alexis that Stefan hasn’t returned any of his calls. Alexis/Dobson cuddles with Kristina but is secretly filmed doing so (SHEESH…). Alexis/Dobson manages to interrupt Skye and AJ before they can view the tape. Sonny menacingly warns Faith that she shouldn’t try to protect Ric and then goes (alone) to see one of Alcazar’s old partners in an attempt to find out who’s behind the pressure from Miami. Skye and Ned “brilliantly” deduce that Dobson is a spy planted by Alexis. The disgusting twosome then confront Alexis/Dobson with his/her phony resume. Sonny is taken prisoner by a blast from the past. Dr. Feel Nothing seems miffed because Alexis gave Zander the impression that his father is gay (which, of course, would make him INFINITELY more interesting but...). Sonny is rescued by Jason.

Sonny recovers from his ordeal quickly and attends Jason and Courtney’s wedding rehearsal. Edward tries to enlist Alexis/Dobson as his spy. A drunk Alexis/Dobson complains that Judge Farmer is conspiring with Ned and Skye to take Alexis/Alexis’ baby away. Wonder of wonders – Courtney tells Sonny how much she appreciates him. . Jason and Sonny later share a close moment.